A Girl & Guy were speeding over 100 mph on a deserted road, on a motorcycle.
Girl-Slow down, We're going too fast. I'm scared!
Guy-Come on, Don't worry. I know what I'm doing. Your having fun right?
Girl-No, Please stop. I'm really scared.
Guy-Then tell me you love me.
Girl-I Love You! Now please slow down.
Guy-Give me a hug.
Girl hugs him*
Guy-Can you help me out here? Take my helmet off me & put it on you? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day:
A motorcycle has crashed in to a building due to break failure. Two people found, but only one survived. Halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant he would die....
July 18 2005, 21:32:46 UTC 6 years ago
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July 19 2005, 01:03:39 UTC 6 years ago
2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.
8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did..
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it
11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time! ;-)
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like sh*t, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked. ;-)
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
July 19 2005, 13:22:01 UTC 6 years ago
Its so true, that its sadd...
<333 ya
July 19 2005, 01:33:20 UTC 6 years ago
July 19 2005, 03:23:52 UTC 6 years ago
July 19 2005, 13:22:14 UTC 6 years ago
Anonymous
July 26 2005, 04:02:26 UTC 6 years ago
chriss
Mystica life987: bull shyt, the guy coulda kept going down the road with his horn on!Mystica life987: till they slowed down
xLivingOnCommand: .... i unno, its still saddd...
Mystica life987: or put his foot down
xLivingOnCommand: i mean, it is bull, but to have someone love you that much is amazing... he coulda been saved but the whole story woulda lost its meaning, lol
Mystica life987: lol, ok then, but if he loved her he woulda tolled her
Mystica life987: and if he loved her he wouldnt have been going that fast on a motorcycle
Mystica life987: lol
xLivingOnCommand: OK PSH
xLivingOnCommand: SHUT UP
Mystica life987: lol, cuz im right
July 26 2005, 04:07:11 UTC 6 years ago
Re: chriss
U SUCK! mannnn... I hate you! gotta ruin the story like that, jeez...July 26 2005, 04:08:39 UTC 6 years ago
Re: chriss
ok, mayb i dont hate you...Anonymous
July 26 2005, 04:10:10 UTC 6 years ago
Re: chriss
nope! cuz you love me. and i love oyu 2, lol. the storyt makes no sence cuz the guy was being gay. who would do that, come on!July 26 2005, 15:04:22 UTC 6 years ago
Re: chriss
that guy would! he would do it, i mean, it was very saddd that they didnt end up together, it makes you wonder, like what wouldve happened between them if he lived, its sweet! aw, i do love you! i cant even pretend to hate you! urgh... i suck!